She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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