Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
