Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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