I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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