is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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