Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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