you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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