Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
