Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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