You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize