If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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