Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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