I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He did a backflip because drugs
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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