Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
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