Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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