Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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