laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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