Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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