At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize