So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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