i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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