I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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