I feel like abortions should bother me more
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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