Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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