Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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