youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
