then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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