I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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