i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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