remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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