who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
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