The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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