I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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