Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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