let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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