Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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