stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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