At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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