real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
third nipple confirmed
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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