Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Randomize
