I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
