Can i not drive my cunt home
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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