i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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