Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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