Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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