I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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