I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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