My brain says no but my pants say off.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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