Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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