it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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