so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just pee around me
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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