sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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