Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Randomize
