Can Purell be used as lube?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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