it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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