What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
