Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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