There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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